lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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