I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
