Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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