Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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