Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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