I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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