I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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