I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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