I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
false alarm. still invincible.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
