her vagine was all disorganized.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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