I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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