glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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