lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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