Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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