Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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