you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The adults are the big ones right?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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