If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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