So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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