It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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