Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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