Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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