i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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