Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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