i don't like sucking hair
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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