where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Randomize
