My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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