There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.