he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
she looked like the before picture.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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