Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
