If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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