Just mADE A PArabola og urine
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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