Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
