Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
someone owes me an orgasm
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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