i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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