First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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