you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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