Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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