Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
did i walk over a car last night?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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