So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
