I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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