the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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