dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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I believe in your delicious
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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