Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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