i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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