I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
There's even glitter on my cock...
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