I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The struggles of a small town man whore
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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