the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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