I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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