Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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