You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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