Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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