I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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