is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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