if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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