Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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