I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize