you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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