idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
if i died would you start the facebook group?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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